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lespionblu:

melodicmedication:

>RELEASE THE AUSTRALIANS 

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fuckyeahtf2:


A parody picture I drew :)

THIS IS AMAZING.
-IneBot

open rp

aphmochiamerica:

marltonjohnsons:

aphmochiamerica:

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japan was standing in his backyard on a lovely saturday morning. “what a beautiful day,” he said. “the sun is shining and the flowers are in full bloom.”

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scout swaggered his way to the nation.

"okay look. grass grows. birds fly. sun shines, and brotha. i hurt people."

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"brother, i’m going to hurt your sorry westerner ass if you do not get out of my garden right now," japan replied.

theoldaeroplane:

this belongs on my blog
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So. Apparently people actually wondered if I had been in a real fight. no. it was just the Reds that surrounded me. let’s just say I landed a “Heavy” hit.
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omg-man:

sulder:

omg-man:

sulder:

legiondarkshatter:

This is glorious.


Actually, that’s incorrect. 
It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.
We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.

That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds. 
For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169! 


You did not read my argument!



Does it say you want my calculator?


Yes!