japan was standing in his backyard on a lovely saturday morning. “what a beautiful day,” he said. “the sun is shining and the flowers are in full bloom.”
scout swaggered his way to the nation.
"okay look. grass grows. birds fly. sun shines, and brotha. i hurt people."
"brother, i’m going to hurt your sorry westerner ass if you do not get out of my garden right now," japan replied.