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theoldaeroplane:

this belongs on my blog
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So. Apparently people actually wondered if I had been in a real fight. no. it was just the Reds that surrounded me. let’s just say I landed a “Heavy” hit.
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omg-man:

sulder:

omg-man:

sulder:

legiondarkshatter:

This is glorious.


Actually, that’s incorrect. 
It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.
We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.

That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds. 
For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169! 


You did not read my argument!



Does it say you want my calculator?


Yes!
tf2logic:

changeling-spee:

destructivelyoptimistic:

WHY DOES NOBODY IN THIS FANDOM EVER TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT OF A CHARACTER HEAVY IS
His father fought against the Soviet Union.
When he was a child, he helped his father set all of the prisoners in the Gulag they were being held in free, then burnt it to the ground.
He’s quite intelligent! Most people aren’t aware that he actually posses a PHD in Russian Literature! The only reason people seem to think that Heavy is dumb is because he doesn’t speak English very well, and usually speaks in short, simple sentences.
He’s a boxing champion.
He works to support his family and loved ones.
He likes to listen to rock music while on the battlefield to keep his spirits up.
He felt so bad about accidentally making a kid cry on Halloween that he gave him seven thousand dollars to try and make him feel better!
HE HAS A FREAKING BED FOR HIS GUN, SASHA

YES, THANK YOU

People don’t give Heavy as much credit as they should.